I'm Back! And I have cup cakes.

    Hello readers, old and new! Whilst I was cleaning out my docs folder, I discovered drafts of AllMyBs posts. I have decided to breeth some life into my corner of the internets. I hope to turn a once half hearted blog into a serious project.
    For posterity's sake, I feel it is only fair to admit that I am much less cynical now then I was when I started posting here before. Nonetheless, you will find I still adept at the art of complaint.  I leave you a few recent gems.

•Dear cupcake,
    Your romantic partner isn’t required to inject dopamine into your spine every forty five minutes.

Love,
Giggles the cocaine hunting police dog.

    •Today I sold a person a with pink eye extenze.

    •“How are you today?”
    “Vicious”
    “I don’t know what you mean.”
    “If obligatory conversations were a person, I would break his neck. Try me sometime.”

    •I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but I think your special man-fella is a victim of over zealous chromosomes.

    •Did you know that statistically all of us will have the following experience at least once? You will be out in public, and a total stranger will look at you and think, that looks delicious.  
   
    •You know that feeling you get when you step into a shower that is the  perfect temperature, after you had a really satisfying bowel movement? I am more or less the exact opposite of that right now.
   
    •”You asked if I had an I.D. not if you could see it”
    “I try not to be pedantic at work”


    •”If the universe spontaneously big crunches and we become a swirling singularity of energy with no autonomy, do you really want the last thing you say to me to be: we are fighting?”
    ”No, your right. I love you.”
    “I love you to”

    •You would think as creatures with a linear understanding of time and causality, some of us would have a mastery of the relationship between matter and space!


Definition of the post:

Gre•tard: |gaer-é-tard|
1 [Adj.] a high level player with poor mechanics.
2 [Informal] a scrub, esp. with poor game sense.

"I can't believe that guy was in diamond. What a Gretard!"

Etymology: Derived from Gretrop, a high level Starcraft 2 player with poor mechanics.