Happiness: a tale of pathos and pretense.

    So entrenched in the general pragmatism of pretending to enjoy yourself, you have forgotten what being happy feels like. Most assuredly, you are the poster child for extroverts. Never should an individual have the audacity to undermine your functioning false dichotomy. Vague and disingenuous are the way of the future! 
    Moods and expectations are one and the same! Far be it from you to disappoint. Indeed, that duct tape over your mouth hides your frown well. I must congratulate you for sticking to your guns. Everyone else admits to being miserable, you would never have the conceit.
    Lets play a game, you and I. You tell me what your favorite color is, and I will predict your future. Ready? GO!

No
One
Is
Ever
Happy
All
Of
The
Time