Irreducibly stupid

This post is dedicated to everyone with an IQ over 90. My experiences in the past few weeks leads me to believe that there are fewer of them then it would seem. (dialogue in Italic is yours truly) 

    (Book Store Clerk) “We can exchange this product for the one you need, but unfortunately the only way we can do that is to give you a refund on the difference?”

Oh.... okay? Ah? Well..... Excuse me? Isn’t that standard protocol? No, please keep my money and donate it to the save the dinosaurs foundation. 

    (Clergy on Youtube[.com]) “The Atheists are DESTROYING AMERICA!!!11@L0l!”

How?
    (Same Clergy on Youtube[.com]) “Atheists are the manifestation of TH3 DEV!Lz!”

If I was the devil I would not be wasting my time arguing with you. Besides I thought that was the talking point you used against the gay rights movement, but thats not a religious issue at all. Oh wait. So basically the devil is anyone who disagrees with you. OH NO! NOT PEOPLE THAT HAVE DIFFERENT BELIEFS!

    (Generic claymation blockhead) “7 in 8 Americans are starving. Don’t send aid abroad”

Source please! Last I heard 6 in 8 Americans are overweight. I pulled statistics out of my ass BEFORE it was trendy. If your numbers are correct then I would think that there would be less room in the average americans budget for the internet and cable. I don’t see Comcast having any financial hardships. I think its fair to say that If 7 in 8 Americans are starving then 1 in 8 americans can’t afford to watch American Idol. Go look at their ratings sunshine.

    (Daddy’s Junky Music employee) “Schecter and Ibanez guitars are awesome bro!”

Turn off the distortion. See! I can tune my radio into a dead station too!” 

    (Cookie Cutter emo fanboy) “You listen to jazzzz!? How is that, not, like, yeah know, boring as hell?”

You listen to pre-pubescent boys who wear eye liner, moan on about imaginary girlfriends breaking up with them... again. How do you like, yeah know, not want to shoot yourself in the head!?

    (Attractive female mall zombie) “i just want like a guy who is funny and smart and understand and wants me for me and i don’t really care about looks but i cant date like geeks or nerds or people who even have a little fat cuz fat is gross and if they like star trek or wont watch reality tv then i don’t like them like i can never find a guy who wants me for me”

Excuse me, at what point in your punctuation forsaken moaning did you think that I was going to conjure a person like that. If you want to make a meaningful connections with people you need to be a little bit flexible with peoples life style chooses and interests. If you want ‘tha h0t guyz’ then don’t expect then to meet your emotional needs. In short stop operating on a double standard. Now if you will excuse me, trek is on.